Backish Story

I'm back I've been recently digesting Flat land, great stuff. Now about your comments as much as we all like to comment on my blog I can't publish all of them. Well I could but the problem is you. You see when I first started my blog everyhing was fine. But after my second post, the very popular, "Hell is Kinder than She" my sister told my mother. Since it is the truth it was not forbidden but it wasn't okay either. What keeps this blog continuing in me being anonymous. So back to the comment issue, obviously I need to approve the comments if you say my name I can't post it. And of course if you have nothing better to do than trash methen why would I post your comment? But it is easily fixable on your part. To answer some of your questions, an Assinkiqan is just onw of my fans. Lady Gaga has her "little monsters", and I have my Assinkiqans, and yes my mother does know that I write this. I have other pets like my bearded dragon, its name is Jane I named it after my house keeper. I honestly don't know if it is a boy or a girl. Also great news, I'm on Twitter under Blogger Q. Long live the Assinkiq~Q

Bitch Day

Well it must be Bitch Day again already because they're at it again. Today I had a half day and was dismissed from school early, so my mother wants me to do work on my day off. She is telling me to do a bunch of the crap she is supposed to do, and then she pulls the migrane card. So later my sister gets home with two of the kids from up the street, we decide to go on the trampoline and 20 minutes later my sister comes outside, I tell her not to. Eventually I start throwing paintballs at her and she throws watermelon juice on me. Then to make it worse she throws painballs on the pig so I had to was the pig. Long live the Assinkiq~Q

Officially Unofficial

Well I had a fun weekend, I went paintballing with my scout troop, sort of. The scouts frown upon shooting other scouts ssooo... yeah. I only got shot three times, all on my right side, but no welts. And of course when I get home and wake up the next morning my mother wants to make me do chores. She says painball was my relaxation for the weekend, so she proceeds to tell me to bring her summer wardrobe down form the attic. And then my sister gets bitched up and starts doing tons of things to annoy me. She said that I had to go on a diet when she was the one who gained thirty pounds in one year. What a hypocrite. I just can't wait to see how she gets hit for this. That goes for my mother and my sister.~Q

Crazy Day

Hmm, I'm surprised that title hasn't come up before. Well I was going crazy today,(just a hint,don't play who had the crazier day with me for money because I'm still getting money from when Snooki got the blue plus) I had to shovel rock out of a truck with no beverage and I was left to rot while my parents were riding our two new horses. AND I still need to glue all my crap on my Science Fair board. But in spite of it all, Will & Grace is not on iTunes. But it is in Barnes & Noble. Well if worst comes to worst I could always JUMP..........................................................................................................................................................
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 you know on a trampoline. Yaye. Also anyone who reads my blog I will consider an Assinkiqan.~Q

What Would You Do?

Nothing big lately so I'll give you a WWYD situation.

You have have just boarded a plane to go to Australia. You think of how much fun it would be, you drift to sleep. BASH! You wake up and find the plane on the ground. You are now lost in the Australian wilderness. You have one gallon of gasoline, a pack of matches, a flare, and a parachute. From out of the mist walks an elusive figure. Oh My Godsh it is the famous blogger "Q". He has enough food to last three days and an axe. WHAT DO YOU DO????~Q

Updates/Onday

Back again, I come with updates on my rules. To start I want to add one TINYthing about ties clip-ons are acceptable, but ONLY on Polo Friesday. Another thing to mention, Polos should only be worn on Friesday, unless it is an EMERGENCY. Also for those of you wonderfuly different(creepy{YAY}) people who want to know about me, I have been very busy watching WIll & Grace, I think I have an unhealthy obsession with Megan Mullaly. But Onday(pronounced: un-day) is in two days.(Onday? Whats Onday?) Well Onday is the "new" Monday, like Polo Friesday but on Onday you don't speak with M's. It'll be a hard day for M&M's~Q

People(ugh)

Yes, well we all can honestly say that there are just some people that the world could do without. Sorry about the lack of postage but my internet was down and my mother was out of the state. Now I just absolutely despise people who sit on the sidelines theen after "damage" was done they come up to you and just bitch you out. I mean its like you were sitting there and you didn't do anything so to clear the blood of your hands you must now insult me and my work ethic. So being a person who does not really care wht the heck people say about me I sit back down at my table. Now we were talking about my religion(that is quite ironic because the person who was yelling at me had no respect for my religion) and one of the guys said oh no we were told not to talk to him. Can  you beleive that person had the nerve to tell my friends not to talk to me. So remember we all hate some people.~Q

My Pseudonym

I want you to tell people it burns. Tell them "My Pseudonym, it BURNS! It will now be coined as a part of SIHS(Staring Into the Heart of the Soulless) along with Polo Friesday! Okay it took me a while but I finished The Girl Who Played With Fire, you absolutely need to read this book I'm getting the third book soon and the wait is killing me!!!!! In other news at the one year mark I am going to write a book about the blog I'm also thinking about getting other merchandise made. And PLEASE comment or send me an email I want to hear your opinion! My email is zetzukid@gmail.com. Long live the Assinkiq!~Q

We're Back...

The chaos is back. My sister went on an insane rampage about her coat. She threw it by my piano (it is mine she can't play it at all) so I told her to move it, she didn't so I did. My mother is going back to college and got a job. But worst of all (I appologize to people who aren't in the U.S.) my dad took away my freedom of religion. Now I am neopagan or in simple terms wiccan (there has never been a war because of us) and he won't let me preform a spell at midnight. Hate my life!~Q

Ties

For some reason the world is almost completly gray on ties. "Hey dad here is this(ugly striped tie) happy Fathers Day." No no longer will I let this happen! First off any thing with stripes never wear it again stripes are horrible,when I see striped on a tie I literaly gag. Also no more clip-on ties the don't count either. Only tied ties count, if you have busy mornings have one or two pretied for yourself. Ties are good when they go for holidays but don't drag them out no more than twice a week and never two days in a row. If it has a sound chip buy it if you like it of couse. Finally go for ties with an abstract design, if there is one that has stripes but it isn't the focus of the tie it is okay.(I'll try not to do too many eductional posts but it just needed to be said.) But in other news I found out there is a sequel to Phantom of the Opera and is called Love Never Dies. And don't forget Polo Friesday is coming soon.~Q

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Okay, first off sorry for the absence I was trying to contact our new co-author but it might be a while until she starts so your stuck with me. I have read the book and I loved it and I strongly suggest you read it if you like murder mystery and a kiss ass bitch. I saw the movie too, but the book is insanely better than the American movie. Okay some World Domination ideas I want to change Friday to Friesday and then make Polo Friesday so wear a polo shirt on "Fridays". Also I want to start by getting the countries Russia, China, Australia, Canada, Brazil and the U.S. to support me.~Q

Greek Peak

Hello I am writing this post from Greek Peak ski lodge. I don't actually ski, I mean alcoholics can ski better than me. If your wondering, I can't ice skate for the life of me. I fell off my inner tube. I am teaching the little people the move for air hockey. I call it the suicide bomber and no it does not include C4. You simply slide the thing you hit the puck with swiftly to the other side of the table. I think I might go ziplining on Saturday. I hate the winter we are having, we have had almost no snow. By the way I am psychic. I sometimes dream something and then it happens and I get the strangest de ja vu. Long live the assinkiq~Q

Necro-Comedian

Recently it has come to my attention that necro-comedians are not appreciated. This is sad for I find humor in death. Like for example the other day one of my friends said to his friend (jokingly) "I'm gonna kill you" and then I said(jokingly) "Hey when you kill her can I hide the body," and she freaked out. I told her that I wanted somthing to help me step up my game for easter egg hunting but she was just crazy. And another thing just because someone has a pentagram does not mean they are a devil worshiper it could mean that but it could also mean they are Wiccan or Pagan. I hope I can work out the kinks with my co-author problem she'll be here soon and she is NOT my sister. Also I have decided on a name for my WD(World Domination) organization. It's the Assinkiq(pronounced uh-sink-E-kuh)~Q

New Author

Sorry about the delay but again I have a good reason it's because we are getting a new co author. She is a friend of mine and is also crazy so she'll fit in fine but now we will start tagging our posts she will be "U" and I will be "Q". This will also help the number of posts uploaded so more for you. She probably won't start writing for a week or two so you have some time to get settled in.~Q

It's Not a Wonderful Life/More Mommy Hoarding

So post parody on the movie "It's A Wonderful Life" for those of you who have not seen the movie it's about the age old question: What would happen if I wasn't born? Well for me it would start without my sister because I wanted her.Was I drunk that night? Lets see next my house wouldn't be built and my neighbor might be a little happier. My teachers would be so depressed. Mass suicide, boredom, etc. Now I told a little white lie in my last post. My mother does hoard animals. We have 3 horses, 14 chickens, a dog, the pig (she's not a pig she's THE pig and thats Mrs. pig to you), a bearded dragon, 2 dumpy tree frogs, and a hissing cockroach. And something else her coffee creamers. She can't have less than ten containers and has at least five flavors at once. At least its not wine.~Q