Third or Fourth Time's the Charm

Helluuss, so nice to more or less see you again. Several of you have asked when my co-author "U" is going to be with us. I am here to tell you that she is indeed coming very soon. She is not the original selection for "U" but she is a mutual friend so to speak. I will be meeting with her on Friesday the Thirteenth to smooth out the details and perhaps we can get a post up. Now about me, for starters I have got my twitter fixed so you can find and follow me as "Blogger Q", also I am probably heir to the Nerd throne. You see both of my parents were in the D&D club which was basically the chess club. Also for some strange reason I wasn't selected for advanced math class and that is really strange because I have always been really good at math and over the summer I'm going with my mother to her Calculas class and I completely understand all of it except maybe Epsilon-Delta. Also my favorite occult store has moved to a bigger location and are now doing rituals! So the question is when will I fall off this cliff of happiness? Long live the Assinkiq!~Q

2/3 Done

Helluuss! Now two thirds done what could that mean? No it isn't my sister's work ethic, it's more or less my education. You see (more or less), yesterday was my last day of school and a few days before that it was my mother's birthday. It's no surprise I got the President's award and also no surprise there were two typos on my moving up certificate. It's probably not good that I only told them about one Over the summer I'm sitting in on my mother's Calc-1 class. Now for stuff on the homefront. She did it again! I went into the hot tub last night and turned on one of my Cher CDs and then she whined about it and my father turned the music off. Then I and turned on the bubbles and the jets she turns them off and tells me that I'm lucky just to be in it. So I turn them all on full blast and she just starts crying and she gets us kicked out. I mean, it's a hot tub they are supposed to make bubbles and have jets if you don't like it don't use it the settings are there for a reason. Perhaps I should finally get rid of her as a graduation present to myself. Who wants to help? I'll get some sort of nobel peace prize of something. Long live the Assinkiq~Q

Schmucky Duckies

Helluuss, I have ducks. Before you ask, I don't know what kind of ducks they are other than white and flightless. There are four boys and five girls. I should probably teach them to come back from the pond at night. Okay so today I finally got to go into the hot tub(after my parents went skinny dipping last night). And surprise surprise, I can't use it again until July! Not because the ducks were in it with me but rather, my sister was being a bitch again and started yelling at me. Why? I wanted to turn on the bubble jets but of course she didn't because that is what a hot tub is for, and why should she use it correctly? Also it has come to my attention that some people have this crazy idea that my blog is nothing but a fantasy and I am here to tell you that as always my blog is based on facts. Long live the Assinkiq~Q

Mmmmmm Candy

Helluuss, on Friesday I got another Cher CD this one is called Believe, (that makes four) I think I might have a problem. Yesterday I got back from Hershey Amusment Park. My feet ached from standing in the long lines for a few mediocre coasters. They probably call it an amusement park because the prices are high enough to laugh at. My assigned group (which I did not sign up for) couldn't go because we had a guy with a medical condition and if he got water in his ears and then did not get to a hospital within thirty minutes, well for all practical purposes he would be a brussel sprout (Now where did I put my water gun?). But it was okay because I switched into another group with my best friend that group I did however tryto sign up for. And to finish off the wonderful weekend today I got a hot tub with a CD player. But where is the storm cloud? Oh wait, there it is I can't get everything hooked up until next weekend. Long live the Assinkiq~Q